thirtyandfour:

#(we used to have that kind of clock in the background! ouo it was a wedding present)

“… Mom, where did we get that clock.”

“… I don’t know, I think I’ve had it since the day I got married.”

“Was it a wedding present.”

“I think so, why.”

welp

we used to have the exact same clock here too

my parents got it as a wedding present, i swear

it sounds like i’m— wait i am making this up

ours was slightly different

it had a bell jar over it, so it couldn’t have been as square as that clock

inkydonkey:

Wow look at those giant slices of bacon, I can’t wait for them to be done

Since when does “slice” mean “slab”!? Gadzooks! 

wizardgaga:

fuckyeahspiderwife:

[Matt Murdock broods in his apartment as Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson walk by in the street below, sharing an umbrella.]

MATT: I wish Heather and I could have been more like that couple. They don’t seem to have a care in the world.

Daredevil #160 (Sept 1979), Roger McKenzie (writer) and Frank Miller (pencils).

wait I don’t understand isn’t matt murdock blind how can he see them from

his

window

He doesn’t have to see them.

He can feel the love.

nastypass:

sadly the reverse is not true.

[“Virgos can grow facial hair instantly by sheer willpower.”]

Facial hair can’t grow virgos instantly by sheer willpower?

…Or is that the inverse?

Every time I listen to Rarity’s theme from Fighting is Magic, my thoughts drift back to Phantasy Star Online. I don’t know what it is. There’s lots of electronic music that doesn’t do this to me. There’s a number of tracks in PSO that don’t sound quite like it, too.

Maybe… I’ve gotta pin it on the prominence of the piano among all that heavy synth.

Yeah. Think that’s gotta be it.

Sage advice.

<H-land> all i know is i’ve got a book on marshes and a book on wetlands

<Verne> marshes are a popular spot to dump corpses

<Verne> hay mucho mas a mi~~~~~~

<H-land> verne that doesn’t help

<Verne> Okay uh

<Verne> marshes are a

<Verne> uhh

<Verne> good place 

<Verne> to

<Verne> dump corpses

chrysalis-replies:

Chrysalis Question #6

I can’t not reblog this. There’s too much adorable.

They beat down the fake Cadence. They’ve got her on the floor.

“Princess Cadence was actually… Tori Spelling!” Twilight announces, pulling off the Döppelganger’s mask with a flourish.

The crowd lets out a collective gasp.

“And I would have gotten away with it, too,” Tori gripes, “if it weren’t for you meddling ponies!”

She turns her head to Spike.

“And your stupid dragon!”