a sphinx girl who’s absolute balls at riddles but fucking loves terrible puns
a traveler is blocked by a sphinx suddenly while going along a path. “what do bees brush their hair with?” she asks, and he’s FREAKING OUT, he’s going to get fucking eaten, didn’t the sphinx DIE, oh god what was the riddle, he knows this one oh shit he knows this one what was it, oh fuck, what the fuck
the sphinx narrows her eyes and bares her teeth a little. oh shit, the traveler thinks, oh shit he’s fucking dead.
the sphinx grins like a goddamn doofus and struggles to hold back laughter as she answers “a honeycomb”
That’s pretty much it right there.
[image: news: rich people paying rich people to tell middle class people to blame poor people]
but this isn’t news; it’s been going on for ages
But this is the wrong one. The theme in Colosseum was so much better. :c
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[IMAGE: Luc from SuikoIII: “Who has time for ladders.”]
Speaking of how foreigners see the US… This is the USA as seen on a world map in the Philippines.
I like how they completely forgot Lake Erie.
Lanturn is one of my favorite water type pokemon, so I drew him escorting a family of luvdisk under the deep ocean.
any suggestions on what to draw next?
in portuguese we don’t say “deal with your own problems”
we say “desenmerda-te” that literally means “unshit yourself”
you’ll have to drag yourself out of the pound of shit you got into
i find that beautiful
This fascinates me, but it seems wrong to me that Greenville County SC would be here, but nothing in Louisiana. Wish they’d given more—or better—data on how they decided that 50% of America lives in these counties specifically. Did they just see the frequency of all counties, look through them from the top down and figure out in that order how many counties it would take to be half of America’s population?